The Letter

My dear son,

I’m writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast.

As you probably know by now, we don’t live where we did when you left home. Your father read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of our home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house number when they moved so they wouldn’t have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure if it works so well, though. Last week, I put in a load of clothes and pulled the chain, we haven’t seen the clothes since.

The weather isn’t so bad here. It only rained twice last week: the first time for three days, and the second time for four days.

Regarding that coat you wanted me to send, your father said that it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so I cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Your younger brother locked the car and forgot the keys inside. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Also, your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven’t found out what it is yet so I don’t know whether you’re an uncle or an aunt.

Oh, and your uncle fell into a swimming pool last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.

I am now closing this letter and will share more good news with you soon.

Love,

Mother

P.S. If this letter does not reach you, please let me know. I will send you another. Oh, and about that money that you wanted me to send with this letter, I am sorry but I have already closed this letter. I will send it next time.

~ This was emailed to me by a friend, and thought it was pretty hilarious.

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14 Responses to The Letter

  1. masood says:

    LOL!!!
    Very very funny:)

    ~ I believe this letter has been circulating online for quite sometime now, but it makes me laugh each time I read it πŸ˜‰

  2. tsanchez says:

    This is very entertaining!

    ~ Welcome to my blog and thanks for stopping by! πŸ™‚

  3. Mommy wannabe says:

    Thanks for sharing… It really is quite funny!

    ~ Thanks for stopping by. It’s been quite sometime, how are you doing?

  4. Amir says:

    Haha…I’ve seen this before, but its still amusing πŸ™‚

    ~ I know, it always makes me laugh πŸ™‚

  5. squirrelgirl says:

    You do have quite a bit of humorous stuff (as well as insightful!)

    I love my funny intarwebs stuff as well.

    ~ Thanks for stopping by! πŸ™‚

  6. Niyaz says:

    hahaha hey dis makes evry1 laugh ….

    thanks for making us smile πŸ™‚

    ~ Thank you for visiting! You’ve got a great blog yourself.

  7. Aadil says:

    Very funny πŸ˜† If the smiley didn’t show you the condition of me being laughing, I’ll send you a voice mail of it. lols

    ~ LOL

  8. Aadil says:

    where is the smiley btw? .. why it didn’t work here? .. have you disabled them? ..

    ~ Yes, I had them disabled. They distracted me somehow, hehe. Thanks to your voice mail threat, they’re on now πŸ™‚

  9. Niyaz says:

    naaa….i m 1ly a Lil blogger….:-)

    u might be having gud humor ,, am i rite?

    ~ I mean what I say πŸ™‚

  10. Niyaz says:

    can i knw how u giving replies in the comment itself where i hve written like a conversation? is there any settings in wordpress?

    ~ You have the option to edit a comment (right on the comment itself), so I use that and type my comment below yours, then save it. I find it better than giving answers to everyone’s comment all in one window. This has, in my own opinion, a personal touch.

  11. Niyaz says:

    Wowww , its really a gud idea..dre by u can reply to evryone’s comment rite……:-)
    u knw aftr seein this n ur blog i quiet confusd ma self hw can u do this without any widgets r some tools…finally i asked u ….Thnks for the tips ….

    Nadia u rocK hehe……

    ~ It never hurts to ask. And, thank you πŸ™‚

  12. Niyaz says:

    This visit make ur blog visitors count to 8000 i guess ….:-)

    Keep posting!!

    ~ Arey haan na, my blog has already 8000+ hits in less than two months. I didn’t quite pay any attention to my stat counter lately. When I started out, I thought I only got myself to read my posts. Good thing I have Masood as a loyal reader right from my first post. He is my inspiration, Alhumdulillah.

    And thank you so much for taking time out to read my posts.

  13. Niyaz says:

    No i hve seen jus bck an hour its 7999 whn i wrote ma comment …
    anywayz congrts for ur gud show…got 8000 visitors n a couple of months gud yaa..
    no prbs, keep up wid ur gud work hre…

    ~ Shukriya.

  14. sana says:

    hahaha πŸ™‚ it makes me laugh everytime I read it!

    ~ Hehe, same here! Thanks for stopping by, Sana πŸ™‚

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